The Stupidest Question Ever

If I handed you a piece of lettuce and said, “Here, take this sandwich”, you’d look at me funny.

If I handed you a piece of lettuce with cheese and tomato on it and said, “Here, take this sandwich”, you’d still look at me funny.

But if I put all that between two slices of bread and said, “Here, take this sandwich,” you’d probably thank me!

See kids, it’s not a sandwich until you put two pieces of bread around it. Once you add the surrounding bread, ONLY THEN does it become a sandwich.

Therefore – this is the stupidest question ever:

"What kind of bread do you want your sandwich on?"

Let’s see it in action:

Subway Sandwich Guy: What kind of bread do you want your sandwich on?

T: None.

SSG: ?!? You don’t want bread?

T: No, I want bread.

SSG: What kind of bread?

T: Wheat please.

SSG: So you DO want your sandwich on wheat bread.

T: No. That would be too much bread.

SSG: But you just told me you want your sandwich on wheat bread.

T: No – I told you I wanted wheat bread.

SSG: ???

T: What’s the issue here? Aren’t you supposed to be a “Sandwich Artist”? How is it that you don’t understand the difference between a sandwich and a bunch of loose produce? Screw this – I’m outta here!

(Repeat at Togos)

Comments

[Pauly D]

I had to read this three times before I fully got the concept.

That being said, I tried this at Togo's today and then gave me a wet ziploc bag filled with the worst parts of white lettuce. So thanks for nothing, Malone!