Candle In The Wind '07

Goodbye Vicki Smith
Though I never knew you at all
I hear you used to nekkid dance
For guys both old and bald

They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your ear
"You'd make a lot more money
If you could fill a bigger brassiere"

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
When I was just a kid
Your pictures taught me so much more
Then Sex Ed. ever did

Posing nude was tough
The toughest job you ever had
Hefner created a superstar
And your new boobs got you paid
Even when you died
Oh the press still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Was Anna and TrimSpa were being sued

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
When I was just a kid
Your pictures taught me so much more
Then Sex Ed. ever did

Goodbye Vicki Smith
From a young man who enjoyed shots of your rear
And saw you as nothing more than sexual
No more than playmate of the year

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
When I was just a kid
Your pictures taught me so much more
Then Sex Ed. ever did

Comments

[Miz Malone]

And a tender RIP haiku from Sugar Pie:

Humiliated!
I humped a stuffed bear for you
Then you stepped on me

[Fully]

This is just brilliant! I looked at it on Thursday, Tater and I wanted to comment. But the only way I can read you now while I'm at work is using Google Reader, so I couldn't. Then I get to the comments and what other surprise is waiting for me? A Sugar Pie haiku! So excellent! (even though I do feel a little bad about enjoying the passing of someone, though who didn't see this coming?)

[T. Malone]

Thanks Fully - it's good to hear from you!

Yes, surprise Suger Pie haiku is just one of the many reasons I love my wife so much. :)