A Quick Review of Gene Shalit's Reviews

First off, I must say that this picture makes me so happy. Just look at him! And you know he's about to say something crazy, like, "Your camera work is PICTURE PERFECT! A++++"

Which brings me to Gene Shalit's reviews - in a word: "CRAPTASTIC!" Is there anything this man doesn't like? Can he put a positive spin on anything?

The March To The Fuehrer (Nazi propaganda film):
"REICH Up My Alley! A real GAS!"

All Is For Allah (Al-Qaeda propaganda film):
"TERROR-ably Entertaining! The only BOMB here was strapped to a child!"

Brown Eye For The Gay Guy #7 (exactly the kind of film you think it is):
"I was NUTS about this film! REACH-AROUND for your wallet - you'll want to see it twice!"

Do you think he talks this way at home?

Comments

[Fully]

I am so convinced that Phil Spector is the illegitimate child of Gene Shallit, or maybe it's the other way around. Whichever one is older..

[Rick]

To answer your question, "Is there anything this man doesn't like?"...yes, over 20 years ago Gene didn't like the now classic Oscar winner for Best Picture 'Terms of Endearment'. I distinctly remember writing him off after that review. He's simply a dork.