George Bush makes me sad. Sifl-n-Olly make me happy. In equal measure.
In order to make this a TRUE biography (and not an AUTObiography) I had my wife write it:
On the day that I was born, the angels got together, and decided to create a dream come true, so they sprinkled moondust in my hair and something something to my eyes so blue.
I love pinecones!
I am a princess.
I wear a foam helmet.
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